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AUGUST 21 2007

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DIANE'S A DOMESTIC TERRORIST.... FULL OF SHIITE!

"KEITH'S A NEW FATHER"

(08/21/07) Two Birds was not enough....Meet the newest member of our family... I'm waiting on the egg shell to come back for positive Gendering. This is a B&G/GreenWing Hybrid.

"JERRY THATCHER BAD FATHER"

(09/26/06)Once again the Cove Leader Press has printed a letter from a angry citizen? So Fuckin What? Jerry Thatcher are you a Moron.....I mean Mormon? How else could one get so many Wives? Are you a failure at Fatherhood, Or a polygamist? How can you preach morals you infidel. I think you should sit down and wright a letter to your editor. Ask yourself a few hard questions. Like... Why am I such a failure? Why can't I be trusted? Why do I think everybody is inferior? You should watch out who you vent on turd breath. Oh yeah while its on my mind you are a coward. If you had any Balls you would of come told me your beef. Which I would of told you "Who gives a Fuck", Also your call to the Killeen Daily Hearld was proof you have a yellow streak fatter than the "Yellow Brick Road" It could let all Mexican Illegals that ever crossed the Rio Grand to ride on your back. Now that is one thick yellow streak.

"KEITH CATCHES DANGEROUS BEE SWARM"

(05/30/06) Woke up this morning and noticed my kitchen window was dark. After getting a closer look I could see a swarm of Bees the size of a Basketball. Well I let my nuts drag......Damn it was scary....I called up the local BEE man Neal Davidson....He tells me to get a box , hold it up to the swarm, and scoop them into the Box! I said are you crazy!! Obviously he was.....After several more searches I found the Bee Vac! What a invention....I quickly modified my shop vac into a Bee sucking machine......I suited up and safely sucked them all into the vac. Next I waited until dark and dumped the Bees into my makeshift Bee hive. That went smooth also. Only one sting. The Bees didn't like my army footlocker and flew away 2 days later. I was sure looking forward to observing the Bee hive. If anyone has a swarm of Bees(Local) I'll come get them.

HOT TUB ACTION?

(05/11/06)Kicking Back in the Hottub after a swim in the pool.

ZULU NAZI

(05/1/06)Life is Good! Snakes are breeding! I'm ready to Jump deep into someones stuff....I advise all those that have beef...Eat the shit at WENDY'S of risk something much worse then colon cancer...Hahaha...Now that shit is funny...
(03/08/06)Whats Happening People? I've been Laying low as you know,but its because people will start realizing that I do what I say......Don't get in my way....Good Day
(01/21/06) HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Get ready for another "NO BULL" session.....A true Life confession of obsession,a straight forward look right up your ass... No holds barred....If you find that your in need,indeed,plead your case to God cuz I dont give a toot about putting my boot in your Poot Shoot.....
(11/27/05) Of course we know what God meant when he said it would be easier for a Fat Jew on a Camel to get thru the eye of a needle, than it would be for a Wealthy Man to Enter the gates of Heaven. Once Again Logic has proved superior to the opposition. 666 a Human Number. Thats 6.66 Billion Souls... Current World Human Total is 6.44 Billion, 220 Million short give or take a few million..... This total amount is all earth can handle before it overloads,crashes and burns......HaHahaa....Salvation? Your statistical Odd of being amongst the 144,000 chosen ones......Live in the Flesh During the 1000 yrs of Peace..... Simple Mathmatical calculation 144,000 divided by 6.66 Billion souls = 2.16216216 × 10-5.... Roughly 2 people per 10,000,000 Not Bad odds if your a Lotto player. Terrible odds when ones soul is on the line.......Good Morning America.....This is the Almighty your creator.....Give me your best 60......What? Thats all that can come on the Mother of all Spaceships.....The rest burn in the lake of Fire.......Whew!!!!! better straighten that ASS out.......Quick.....Time is near....
(11/27/05)I dedicate this Art in the name of my Great-Great Grandfather Paul Lipke the First Jewish Grand Chess Master of Germany 1892......Thanks for those genes..........

SALVATION ALA-MODE

(07/31/06) Lets examine a new concept in terrorism, the "Suicide Belt". Just think for a moment,of any good, such a belt could bring? Are these belts being sold on the open market? It gives spinless wimps enough balls to be a man. No I think not. Its the ultimate selfless act of desperation for existence? Either way these people are fighting the only way they can. What should we learn from such people? People can only take so much shit before they get pissed and unleash a wave of suicide bombers. ....HaHahaa Imagine "Nuclear Belts" everyone can become a sovereign nation....Hahaa...