KEITH'S WORLD ARCHIVED

ZULU NAZI

(05/1/06)Life is Good! Snakes are breeding! I'm ready to Jump deep into someones stuff....I advise all those that have beef...Eat the shit at WENDY'S of risk something much worse then colon cancer...Hahaha...Now that shit is funny...
(03/08/06)Whats Happening People? I've been Laying low as you know,but its because people will start realizing that I do what I say......Don't get in my way....Good Day
(01/21/06) HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Get ready for another "NO BULL" session.....A true Life confession of obsession,a straight forward look right up your ass... No holds barred....If you find that your in need,indeed,plead your case to God cuz I dont give a toot about putting my boot in your Poot Shoot.....
(11/27/05) Of course we know what God meant when he said it would be easier for a Fat Jew on a Camel to get thru the eye of a needle, than it would be for a Wealthy Man to Enter the gates of Heaven. Once Again Logic has proved superior to the opposition. 666 a Human Number. Thats 6.66 Billion Souls... Current World Human Total is 6.44 Billion, 220 Million short give or take a few million..... This total amount is all earth can handle before it overloads,crashes and burns......HaHahaa....Salvation? Your statistical Odd of being amongst the 144,000 chosen ones......Live in the Flesh During the 1000 yrs of Peace..... Simple Mathmatical calculation 144,000 divided by 6.66 Billion souls = 2.16216216 × 10-5.... Roughly 2 people per 10,000,000 Not Bad odds if your a Lotto player. Terrible odds when ones soul is on the line.......Good Morning America.....This is the Almighty your creator.....Give me your best 60......What? Thats all that can come on the Mother of all Spaceships.....The rest burn in the lake of Fire.......Whew!!!!! better straighten that ASS out.......Quick.....Time is near....
(11/27/05)I dedicate this Art in the name of my Great-Great Grandfather Paul Lipke the First Jewish Grand Chess Master of Germany 1892......Thanks for those genes..........

SALVATION ALA-MODE


(10/22/05)
Diane you force me to start a grass roots project SDSM&A "Shut Diane Steele's Mouth&Ass" How could so much refuse be created from such small holes? HAHAHA It's funny how synonymous your two holes are. I find it hard to discipher which is which....for instance.. The shit that comes from your mouth.......Or...Toothless Wonder.....You dont know if I'm talking about your mouth or Ass..Haha

(07/26/05) Lets examine a new concept in terrorism, the "Suicide Belt". Just think for a moment,of any good, such a belt could bring? Are these belts being sold on the open market? It gives spinless wimps enough balls to be a man. No I think not. Its the ultimate selfless act of desperation for existence? Either way these people are fighting the only way they can. What should we learn from such people? People can only take so much shit before they get pissed and unleash a wave of suicide bombers. ....HaHahaa Imagine "Nuclear Belts" everyone can become a sovereign nation....Hahaa...

(07/12/05) Ursulas' Pocket smells like Shit. Its all the dead critters that she knows nothing about...HaHa.. Look at my sign next time you drive by. I can't believe it...Dumb cunt came in and tried to sell me rats?????What the Fuck!Bitch I made it clear that I don't need your help.......

(06/15/05) Remember Vote Somera Jr. unless you want homeless peoples standing around with signs saying will work for beer...Haha...mostly likely cross-dressing weirdo's....."Kanzenbachs' Gestapo"

(05/29/05) Just a friendly reminder to all those that think I'm the Devil incarnate. If you side with the X-pis of Evil and plot to disrupt,harrass, or because you don't have a back bone and you just need a nut sac to swing from, cheerleader ass, You go down just like the rest.......HaHaha...........I got a swift kick in the Ass for you...........HaHa

(05/03/05) Censorship free Live from ChameleonCounters your one stop shop for all your creepy crawly needs.

(04/21/05) Did't think you could shut me up for ever, Did you? Haha See if you can get this Web-site Booted!

(04/20/05) I've done so much with so little for so long I can do anything with nothing. Watch your step, loose rock everywhere......Hahahaha...Later

(01/01/05) No where to run no where to hide, its going to be a great 2005. I'll archive 2004. God with a pass of his hand took 150,000 souls home to the tsunami. The magnitude of 9/11 times 50. Beware God works in mysterious ways. Let us pray we see not the day....China on the Rise? Looks like The Bear and Kings of the East make a Deal?

(12/23/04) Check out the 30 mm carnage were inflicting on those radical fucks....Ha ha

(12/21/04) Bev, finally we are given favor from GOD!The Wicked Witch of the East is leaving us for good.I hope you get smashed by a Truck load of bricks. Ha Ha Ha...So Long you piece of shit.

(12/07/04) Caught everybody off guard with that one! Ha Ha...I got nothing to hide...So where do we go from here! That's a picture of my rear, I'm laughing so hard its got me in tears.

(11/28/04) If you came to this site for anything other than a good laugh you must be desperate. I can laugh at my ass and so can you. So here's a cheer, put up your beer, I tell no lie....MOON PIE IN YOUR EYE! Check out the Full Moon.Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha........................Gotcha.....

(11/23/04) Video Surveillance at ChameleonCounters has solved four crimes in as many years. 24-7 recording, indoors and out has kept things Kosher...I just installed a new Video surveillance system at my remote site as well....So I'll be watching every movement that creeps or crawls. Don't get cranky. I solve every mystery with a investigative nature that would make Sherlock ask me questions. My shamanic animal connection gives me answers to everything not seen my mere men. A connection to pure truth...I thank my Guardian Owl...I see you in the Night..Sleep tight....Ha.Ha Ha... Don't become Owl pellets......Indians Knew what I am learning...Silent wisdow and nocturnal vision,healing power and magical...I wave my wing and bird will sing....Bling! Bling!

(11/21/04) Petra, for a german girl you sure are stupid. Face it, you have the choice. You choose to read the shit I write. Fuck You! Ha Ha...I dont know why you sent me your phone number, but if you are lonely I can get you plenty of response, but I would be obligated to tell them your a Crack Whore,with no teeth and a Ass that could of floated the sinking Titanic. Your Fucked. I'm not sure which of you makes me sicker. The sight of you which makes me puke or Tammy's stench which is like a rotting corpse..Puke X 5 HaHaHa...This is what you wanted right? Kevin the repo man said Fuck You Too!Later Turd Breath....

(11/15/04) Valerie, What the Fucks Wrong with you? You need to stop calling and harrassing us on the phone. I am making a complaint with CCPD. If they Catch you slinking around anywhere near,you will be arrested. Take this as a final warning....

(11/09/04) Hey Slant eyes you meet your match? Betty Boop can't Poop? I'll get a picture of 11807 Jamestown RD Dallas, TX 75230! If you escalate I'll anticapate. I'll make you cry.....I'm e-mailing everybody your file....So smile....I've got some candy little boy....Here is where Sloan Stashes all the Stolen reptiles. If Anyone has any details to share about Sloan now is the time to come forward.
[ Yahoo! Maps ]
Map of 11807 Jamestown Rd
Dallas, TX 75230-2637


(11/06/04) Bob Sloan is gay.It was the years of prison and the fact that his Cell mate a 6'Cuban national with a life sentence made Sloan fart on his cock every night.Ha Ha.... But to top it off he is a snitch for the Texas Parks and Wildlife. The Word is out. Your bizz is Bad. I hear he first Blackmails you for a while and then turns you in to the Authorities. His Mama must be proud. He will find out where your collection is and steal you blind, If he can't Blackmail you first! Watch out for this crafty snake in the grass, he'll try to climb right up your Ass.The Big Alterna. Ha Ha

(11/04/04) Dear "Greystone@yahoo.com", Some people just dont get it. You coward, if you had Balls you would stand up, so you must have a slit. The first Amendment is at stake, Fuck You. Ha Ha...Kevin the Repo Man said Fuck You also.Ha Ha..You can call Temple tomarrow....My Attorney said bring it on and Fuck You too..Remember that everyone I come in contact with that opposes me in anyway will become part of this "Living Blog". I advise you to shut up before I find out who you are! HeeHeeHee.


(09/23/04) If you Think you got the guts go to Ogrish.com and check out the Iraqi Militant Beheadings! Death to all who hate Americans!

(08/29/04) Were off to the Reptile show in Austin.This is a good morning for conflict.

(08/22/04) Getting close to my DAY of Birth. Born in the year of the Tiger. August 26 1962.

(06/26/04) I will take over the World! My plan is very basic. Today I release to the world, "Geriatric Jihad". This new Republican view will combine Medicaid, Homeland Security and Defense to form a new weopon against our enemies. Geriatric Jihad will reduce both Medicaid and Defense spending by turning the elderly Democrates into vacationing mini nuclear bombs. Families will be paid $1 million thus stimulating the national economy; reducing the cost of a bomb from millions, emptying the wards of every hospital across America; a very creative solution. Of course this program is available to old, crusty Democarates only.

Spidey gets shaffed!

(07/29/05) Looks like Ike the Mike Thomas is about to get Rear ended.....HaHa...Lighten up buddy.....If one needs to have this picture interpted please contact (mikeathomas2@comcast.net) he will glady tell you all about the "Big Rhino". P.S. You shouldn't leave yourself exposed .....Take it Greasey Mike ..Haha

Ursulas'Pocket smells like SHIT!

(07/12/05) If you want half Dead, Starved, Critters be sure to call Ursulas' Pocket Pets, she will gladly sell you that which she hasn't the foggyest idea what, where, or who it is she's talking about. If I miss called it... You can call the Dumb cunt yourself. See if she doesn't tell you something fucked. I'm not scared to post the card she gave me. Another Flea Market Animal Whore...Watch out for the snakes she sells I heard her Man is a 8' Burmese Python.....You dont want to know where that snakes been!..... The USDA will be informed that your breaking the Law....Watch out or you will have the Man sniffing up your ASS.....Looking for shit you didn't know existed..........More coming your way....


Sniper of the Year Award!

What a shot!

It looks like this Bomber didn't get a chance to squeeze the trigger...HaHa

Tammy Plays Russian Roulette.

FULL OF PORKSHOULDERS

(01/18/05)4:17PM Bitch you just dont get it. Everybody in my store saw you Drag your little girl out into Buisness 190 barely missing a speeding truck and car, and almost getting waylayed by a Bus full of screaming 5th graders. Your on thin sub-flooring. Fuck you and anybody that looks like you. Your a Big Fat Target crossing 190. You child abuser... You're endangering your child and if you don't see it, I'm sure CPS will help uncover those eyes and steer you the right direction...

(11/04/04)4:40PM I just saw you drag your little girl across Business 190, J-walking might I add, nearly getting your little girl hit by a speeding car. Why is it you've been on Welfare for 5 years. You Lazy, Fat, Bitch you must be frauding the government, which my tax dollars are paying for. Get a job! "No no I cant work my butt is to big, and besides I'm lazy." "I want the State of Texas to pay for all my expenses". How can you afford all that fancy smancy shit if your on food stamps,Housing, Welfare and all the other programs for the Lazy. Your a parasite on the sweat of hard working Americans. I'll make sure Child Welfare services find out what a unfit mother you are. Don't chew on any wooden nickels.

(10/27/04) Your Mama must really love you. Were placing bets on how long that tooth will last. I say it falls out by 2005. If she doesn't stop cracking nuts with her tooth she'll be eatting mashed potatoes from a straw before Old Saint Nick takes a shit.

(10/13/04) I'm not sure,but is Tammy becoming more like her dog or visa-versa? What a Bitch,must be in heat. For Such a small dog it sure seem to shit alot.Then again I remembered that Tammy is full of shit also, so it must be true. The Dog still looks better though.It would do her some good if she took on traits of her dog. She could lick her own ass for starters. Ha.Ha.. Give that nasty thing a good cleaning..Don't let your dog eat anything strange, it might be something that disagrees with his guts. Beastiality! Tammy probably lets her dog lick that nasty crack of hers. Ha..Ha.. Hey dont eat that yellow snow its where the Huskies go.....Yeah...

KISS MY ASS

(01/29/06) It's been over a year since I last made a remark on this Pic. The wind feels fine on my naked behine! Today I start Keeping a new list of all the people that can surely kiss me wear the Sun does shine! For Starters Noreen of "Fins & Flowers what a Ass Kisser.

(12/13/04) If you made it to Keith's World I must really have a case of the Ass. In fact you can Kiss mine.

(12/07/04) Caught you off guard......HaHaHaHa....I'm still speechless....

(11/28/04) Hey... Looks like you caught me with my pants down....What a Clown..... Might as well take this opportunity to give my Crack.. a Big Ole Kiss....Cause I am like a fart in the wind. No sooner you hear me, you smell me, and then I gone......HaHaHa...If you aren't one of those that need a Big Ole Kiss, I say Grin and Bear(Bare) it! Ha Ha Ha!



BOB SLOAN

(01/15/05) The snake in the grass has come out of his ass. Are you magic? The World would be better suited if your daddy shot that wade on the floor. Your Mother must be ashamed,the dirty Whore. Call me from a pay phone. Remember the promise that your doodle Ring will hang from a string.Ha Ha.....

(12/14/04) Has anybody heard from the bird? I bet your doing alittle explaining arn't you? You might as well post your going out of business Sale....HaHaHa.....Bitch your car is in your Moms name and to top it off your required by law to report address changes to Texas Dept. of Public Safty...So Bobby Boy.. Where you go I'll surly know! Your address on your DL is out of date...I'll make sure Fred knows. You even have your Mama's address on your Drivers License. What the Fuck....more coming your way soon..

(11/22/04) Your Mama's address was the one you used when you got caught playing with the little Boys Pee Pee. Every Time I hear you peep, I'll post more about you dirty creep. If you Think Its a joke, Blow more smoke!

Abilene Police Dept. - Detective Scott (325)673-8331
Val Verde Probation - Fred Cerda (830)774-7555
Dallas County Probation - D. Smith (214)653-5300
Val Verde Sheriffs Dept. - Sgt James McGonigal (830)774-2711
DelRio.com/DelRioLive.com - Joe Hyde (830)774-8023

(11/15/04) Hey Slim Ball, Just thought I'd let you know I never read your private mail, I delete it, but respond with a old email that has your complete criminal history. Just as a Reminder to me that you are scum. Not just ordinary scum, but low life scum, the kind you find under the fingernails of a pedophile. Your going Back to your Cuban Cellie....HaHaHa....

(11/10/04) Its What Sloan would look like with his mask off. I want everybody to know what kind of person Bob Sloan represents. When I get a fresh pic I'll add it to my site. For the time being this will be a fine representation of what Sloan Is!



MEET REPO MAN

(11/03/04) Meet Kevin he is a Repo Man. He says Fuck you. He also says make sure you make your car payments or he might come visit you in the night. You don't want to talk to Kevin. He will explain physics in a way you never knew existed. Just hand over the keys and save what dignity you still have. If you have issues keep a reasonable distance.A ex-marine at 6'3" and 240lbs, he will glady rip your arm from its socket. If thats not enough he will smack your mother in law and kick your dog. In the rare occasion that mere spoken words wasn't enough to get the keys, Kevins combo package deal comes with verbal assults,Physical contact,and a car dragging that would make the Byrds envious. Do not hold on! He will have you begging for him to remove that heap of junk the Bank calls a car. Kevin says Fuck you again! Stay tuned for a future interview where Kevin repos from a Shiite Iraqi family from Poland....Ha Ha....


Bev's Butt Blows

Crissy creams corn

(04/08/05) Hey you skinny piece of shit! Haven't shriveled up? You better watch out J-walking in front of EZ-Tax. Its hard to see your ass you lost so much weight it looks like you had a tapeworm living up your ass. That goes for your ghost too. Sucking on the system like a Blood sucking flea.....Later Sucker HaHaha..........

(11/18/04) Tammy,I offer a one time truce to you also. Take it or leave it.If Not, I have no choice but to call the housing authorities to report the fraud going on between you and Hill Country Rentals. Why you pay $475 for $300 dollar apartment? I know whats going on. Plus, I will be calling inquiring about work you do for Hill Country. Getting paid under the table. You should brush that tooth, clean up your dirty mouth. What the Fuck you been eatting? You and Diane Steele make a good couple. Who's that skinny dude that comes see you in the night. He must be blind. I'll get his licence plate number and run a search. Rose colored glasses my ass, must have diabetes, the sight is first to go....HaHaha...Take care of that tooth. Hey I did notice you lost about a hundred pounds. Maybe in a few more month you'll lose enough and disappear.....

(11/17/04) Crissy you just don't get it. I deleted all that crap about you and your family to give you a break. But I'm not sure this is what you want. So unless you want more shit posted about you and everyone of your Crack Whores I would try and grow that thing between your ears. Me and My camera are ready to papperatzi. You should consider your Mom and Dad,(the real one)open targets.I'm starting a Local News paper that will keep everybodys thirst for Dirty laundry quenched...How long til you drop from AIDS complications? I'll Put all the details Back on about your lovely family.....HaHaHa...From the Outskirts of WhiteTrashville.

(11/09/04) Out of respect for my Bro, who I love so very much, I have toned down my verbal assults against you wicked witch of the South. Keep in mind that I still hate your guts with a passion that equals the love I have for my Bro. Bev! You Dirty Rotten Scoundrel...I cant believe my Bro hung out with you for so long. You are a liar. You manipulative, deceitful,greedy Bitch. I hope your ass falls off and you get colon cancer. You think I didn't know what your up to?. I hope you get Head fucked back x10.Come Visit your Scum friends. Go back to WV and take Charlie and her harem of crack whores with you. I never forgave you for the watermelon...Ha Ha FUCK YOU BITCH.. I Hope you get your wish about being ASS fucked with a watermelon..

(08/20/04) Get a load of this! The Other day I get a call from the Copperas Cove Police Dept.It's Investigator Sgt. O'neil, and he would like for me to come down to his office for a interview. Interview? What for I ask? He tells me a on going investigation. When I get there, he tells me that Tammy Nunn said I could of cut her phone line. What a loser. It was probably her X-husband. After interviewing a tenant from behind my business, I find out that her X husband loves her to death still. What's your problem? Get over the fact that you're not welcome in my store. Your fingers are sticky. Do everybody a favor and join the Army. Maybe you could take a direct hit. Ha.Ha.. If Tammy's lips are moving you know she is lying. She abuses her little girl. I've seen her drag the little girl across Business Hwy. 190 almost getting smashed by a 40 mph speeding vehicle. Is that not Crazy? I guess she's too lazy to walk down the street an extra block to insure the safety of her child. Her brain is in that one tooth she has in her mouth. I'll keep everybody informed about what's going on. Charlie keep all your Crack House Whores from leaking residue everywhere and it won't smell like a skunk. Ha Ha This is just the start of this page.

FINS & FLOWERS SUCKS

NORENE BIRD SLUT QUEEN

(01/22/05) Who could possibly be so ugly that a posterior shot would do her face justice? Norene said you can kiss her ass. I asked her if she would pose for a Web-site photo....WhaaLaaaa! Thats not what I mean't when I said lets put those cheeks up! Packing a Little load around the gut and butt.HaHa Whos' ass cheeks are in the air? You don't recognize these old crusty Booty Cakes? Well they belong to none other than Norene the Bird Slut Queen. She buys all her birds from the Bird Auction in Lampasas and then puts it right up your butt. Those paraketts sell for $2 a piece.

(11/27/04) Breaking News Norene beats her Birds! If you plan on buying a Bird from her I would think Twice! Shes a Bird Beater.......The Bird Barn would be a better choice.....

(11/26/04) Just a friendly reminder that you should turn that place into a recycle Depot. Ha Ha ha..... That dump you call a store is full of garbage anyway. I bet your birds have that strange bird disease. It reminds me of a Furniture Store that has a going out of Business Sale every other month. Why are you still in Business? Ha Ha.. You got nerve to talk shit about me...A mere glimps of your mug turns shit to stone....

(10/30/04)What a crusty Old Bitch. Norene If you watched your mouth better you might not find so many fresh piles of shit in there.I will add more to this page every time I hear gum bumping. If you dont want your personal affairs on this site shut up already.Your family dirt I will Blurt until you hurt...My words are Weopons....

(09/09/04) Look who getting the feces squeezed out? We'll need a jumbo sized pooper scooper.Hey Del hows the smell? Oh what the Hell,ring the Bell. After squeezing all the feces out Norene nothing was left except a glass-eye. Now what are the chances of a Hog-eye squeezing a Glass-eye out of Norenes' brown-eye that landed next to Dels necktie(hopefully its a "slip knot" because your standing waste high in what came from Norenes' Brown-eye). Your Hog-eye and her Brown-eye will make beautiful Glass-eyes. More saga coming soon! Del Why?

(08-28-04) BREAKING NEW.....Norene accidently confuses a line of Gecko dust with a line of Cocaine! Old Bitch needs a face lift. Now she keeps calling me up asking why she stays up all night eatting Cock Roaches. Stay off the Cocaine Norene, that would be a good first step. At least you won't be up all night. Ha Ha! Suck a Cockroach. Will be looking for a picture of the crusty Bitch.

X-PIS of EVIL

LOOK AT THIS LETTER I RECIEVED FROM THE LAW FIRM OF Mary Beth Harrell!!!! Xenopsylla Cheopis has finally surfaced; blood suckers from the word GO; spread like the Plague. The X-pis of Evil is complete; the parasites come to feast. The smell of rotting flesh draws flies, and posies make it tolerable. Who is Mary Beth Harrell? Anybody know her? References please. I guess it would be conflict of interest to represent me, but you could really cash in $$$ Ha Ha...But unfortunatly, Alinoami-saomi-rodentia is a ficticious rat, and any resemblance to live people, places or things is a figment of your pathetic imagination. I question the motive for taking on such a case.I would rather eat a rotting rat corpse infected with the plague than hire your firm to represent me or anyBody I know in anything! Plus, I believe I'm being slandered by my accuser in the classrooms of CCHS! I demand you stop all forms of attack against me and my Company, Chameleoncounters,if said attacks are not put to a hold,retaliation will follow suit. I will do everything in my power to expose truth. Which means that the Saga will continue and be much more personal. School starts soon and I will be interviewing CCHS students about their school experiences. I have offered the olive branch take advantage of this opportunity or give me the pleasure of old testament.

"Slander",definition by the Catholic encyclopedia: Slander is the attributing to another of a fault of which one knows him to be innocent. It contains a twofold malice, that which grows out of damage unjustly done to our neighbor's good name and that of lying as well. Theologians say that this latter guilt considered in itself, in so far as it is an offence against veracity, may not be grievous, but that nevertheless it will frequently be advisable to mention it in confession, in order that the extent and method of reparation may be settled. The important thing to note of slander is that it is a lesion of our neighbor's right to his reputation. Hence moralists hold that it is not specifically distinct from mere detraction. For the purpose of determining the species of this sin, the manner in which the injury is done is negligible. There is, however, this difference between slander and detraction: that, whereas there are circumstances in which we may lawfully expose the misdeeds which another has actually committed, we are never allowed to blacken his name by charging him with what he has not done. A lie is intrinsically evil and can never be justified by any cause or in any circumstances. Slander involves a violation of commutative justice and therefore imposes on its perpetrator the obligation of restitution. First of all, he must undo the injury of the defamation itself. There seems in general to be only one adequate way to do this: he must simply retract his false statement. Moralists say that if he can make full atonement by declaring that he has made a mistake, this will be sufficient; otherwise he must unequivocally take back his untruth, even at the expense of exhibiting himself a liar. In addition he is bound to make compensation to his victim for whatever losses may have been sustained as a result of his malicious imputation. It is supposed that the damage which ensues has been in some measure foreseen by the slanderer.
Has anyone ever wondered why in 6000 years nobody has ever seen the face of God? It's simple. It would scare the shit out of you. I'm talking so bad that your heart would burst from a glimpse. Yes, a mere glimpse will kill. I haven't heard of a Spielberg film coming up with something that scary! Anyway my point is if God and his army of angles look anything like this were in big trouble. I'm talken "Burgers made the way you likem"
A true fanatic. I see you smiling, that's good. Much better picture. I'll compromise; how about I give you a few females and then buy back the babies..Ha Ha....I love free enterprise....Georgy Peorgy, kissed the boys and made them cry. Sounds like a girly man. Add your name next to West's. I encourage you to seek Legal representation. If CTHS looks like the Killeen Animal Shelter, you should be fired. I'll be looking for a public pic of you so the article has more of a multi-media presentation. Just who are you? A knight in shining armour? How my Business operates is exactly that. So keep your nose out of my A$$ so you won't smell my gas; I use mid-grade. Ha Ha....Hey what are all those little black pebble looking things on your shoulder? Ohhhh....its rat shit.
Here is what Naomi West of Copperas Cove Tx wrote to the editor of several local newspapers. Naomi, what planet do your rats come from? Rats needing euthanizing via injection before freezing? Its because they're the size of a Horse, and obviously not from earth. Rats don't bite? Didn't spread the Bubonic plague? The facts about the Bubonic plague. Those rats couldn't have been from earth either. Regardless, you still condone humanely killing rats; I say Hypocrisy.
Look who was caught slinking around the rats, mice and other vermin...Yes.... that's right.... You guessed it. Osama bin Hydin...Al-cata's Big cat on a Peehaud. Any info leading to his capture will save the lives of thousands of rats. We must catch Osama and neuterize (neutralize) his ability to use terrorism in the alleyways around the garbage cans of humanity. Osama bin Hydin has just released his demands. The demands are that all rats leave and a public confession and apology for the 137 million souls lost to plague. "We will behead Josiah rat in 72hrs if these demands are not met."
"INTERVIEW WITH KNOWN SPREADER OF BLACK DEATH"

Colon Ausscapee: "BLAH BLAH BLAH! It's no other than AliNaomi-saomi-rodentia herself. Now that we have a face to talk to, I have a few questions?

Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia:"Sure Colon"

Colon Ausscapee:"Ali, can I call you Ali for short?"

Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia:"Sure Colon"

Colon Ausscapee: "You sort of favor a human. I've heard that after time our pets start taking on our appearance, or visa-versa. Either way, let's get back to Biz. Do you think your rep for spreading the Bubonic Plague has been a bad rap?

Alinaomi-saomi-rodenia:"Well Colon, of course, even though Xenopsylla Cheopis sucked my blood and then bit you humans, it's still all Yersinia Pestis' fault. If he hadn't climbed up my rear and had a party, I would have killed him once and for all! But no, they just festered up there and got completely out of control, and damn near killed a third of humans in Europe."

Colon Ausscapee:"What a bummer."

Colon Ausscapee:"Ali, breaking news from Albrazer news source: Josiah has been taken hostage by Osama bin Hydin, a known collaborator and member of the Al-Cata Terror Network. If their demands are not met in 72 Hours, a video will be released. Osama bin Hydin is believed reponsible.

Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia:"Shiite rats will never worship Alibaba, aka,"Fat Cat", but continue the fight against Al-Cata and its Peehaud."

Colon Ausscapee:"To be continued as news is available; I'm Colon Ausscapee of 777, so tune in later for the rest of the story".

Colon Ausscapee:"Breaking News from Albrazer, a suicide rodentbomber was blown apart in front of a garbage bin that Osama bin Hydin is known to frequent. Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia, are you reponsible for the latest insurgency?"

Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia: "Colon, sometimes rats are known to spontaneously combust. I think that humans also have this phenomenon, but I'm sorry to say it was Luther Rat. He said that 50 virgin rats were more than he could stand. Mama loves you..Shalom

Breaking News: Colon Ausscapee, skilled at diplomatic intercourse, will bring the fueding parties together to see if terms can be met. A master at communication with animals, Colon Ausscapee gathers: Harley Bird-Chief Negotiator, George fox Rat-representing Alinaomi-saomi-rodentia's Legal Department, and Osama bin Hydin of the Al-Cata Terror Network.

Colon Ausscapee: "Let me start by asking George Rat of the Central Texas Humane Rat Society if he ever thought possible the day when cats, rats and birds would lay and play together?"

George: "Colon, I find that their business gets mixed up all over the floor and starts smelling; besides, those Cats keep trying to eat us! But to answer your question, Colon, no"

Colon Ausscapee: "George it's said your operation is nothing less than Dachua for Dogs; sort of like the Himmler/concentration camp thing. What do you think of the idea of making products from all the puppy parts or at least let Medicine advance, and use the proceeds to help fund the operation? We know Osama is against this view. He has declared Peehaud."

George: "I'll run it by the board of directors Colon"

Colon Ausscapee:"Osama when will the Peehaud against rats stop?"

Osama bin Hydin:"When Alibaba,aka,"Fat Cat",comes with his Legions of cats that eat rats."

Colon Ausscapee:"Harley Bird, what do you think of these two charactors?

Harley Bird:"The way I see it Colon, we would have better luck trying to get Jews,Christians and Muslims to believe in the one true God.
This is the latest picture showing Josiah blindfolded and wearing the all-too-familiar orange jumpsuit. In the full video version, hear Josiah rat scream and beg for mercy as Osama bin Hydin and his Terror Network decapitate, disembowel, and finally ingest the lifeless carcass. Albrazer