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JUNE 9, 2008

"Hey! My Hand is a Snakemouth magnet!"

(06/6/08) What? Tell me it's not true........Why weren't you at the San Antonio show? Well one reason was that I had my finger in the mouth of my female Pos Double Het Monacled Cobra CB05......Mitch Diamonds Babies........ HaHa.................3 1/2 feet of pure terror..............Yes while putting her in a container she tagged me on the right pinky finger. TIME 4:04PM....after 10-15 minutes of squeezing and such I determined that I was invenomated. 1 hr into the bite I started talking funny and eyes were heavy...I had Justin Drive us back to the shop. After we Boxed up everything. ..Oh and incase you forgot I'm the guy who won't go to the Hospital for nothing....Why? I have a practical Mobil Mini emergency set-up....With several Combat Medics at my desposal. One good thing about being close to a Military Post... TIME 6:00 2 hrs after bite my Eyelids wont stay open and I felt intoxicated....Neurological and Neuromuscular symtoms present. Palatal paralysis getting worse... Now I can't swollow at all. I make that Finally call. 7:00PM ZACH get your ASS over Here.......Bring the Bag! I wish I could learn to IV myself...9:00PM they arrive Take my pulse 170/85(High)...Start the IV and monitor my conditions. 1 hour later after 2 bags of fluid my pulse was at 125/80 more of a normal. Zach wanted to stick my Ass with a Eppy-pen? I talked him out of that barely......So he showed me the Pulp Fiction needle............DAMN.....That was some scary shit. By now its 10:00PM..... Six hours after the bite. I've been laying in bed 4 hours. I'm breathing But I'm Dead weight...No strengh.....And try talking with num lips....It sounded like I was speaking Zwahelli. No one understood me. 7:00AM Sat I could swollow better/Talk in English......I removed the IV that was slow dripping all night. I remained feverish two more days but felt much better. I wonder if I'll live long enough to get Alzhiemers?

"ROLLING Like the Stones"

(05/27/08) What better way to enjoy Memorial Day Weekend

"See my Bone"

(08/21/07)

"Got to use that Snow Shovel"

(04/08/07) 8:25 AM
Talk about a pack Rat!....I packed a Rat so he'll never come back .....So of course I've had this baby since 1992...Found it in a dumpster in Austin Tx......I've scooped shit, shavings, and leaves......I dug a hole, swatted bees and now....finally shoveled Snow.......

"Texas Hawking Association 07"

(01/20/07) 8:25 PM
What a great new experience! I will be apprenticing under Marc Ellot Retired Texas Biologist. It's a two year program. I should be trapping my first Red tailed Hawk by Sept. The pics are of a Falcon that just got a pheasant....It was a great hunt

"Keith Farts Hemotoxins"

(07/26/06) 8:25 PM
Well I didn't think I would be farting Hemo Toxins....But once again The Lord works in mystery ways. Struck by a three foot Western Diamondback.Doing routine Cage cleaning.I think this one injected alittle venom.
(07/29/06)
I'll spend alittle more time in the future explaining myself......I feel like shit right now.....Later
(08/08/06) 9:30 PM Well here are some new photos....Its Day 13...Brian Gorby Thinks I can't pick my nose....Ha Ha
(08/20/06) 5:00 PM Day 25....I'm posting new pics of my hand. All dead flesh has peeled off. Swelling is still present. A natural hole developed at the bottom of my index finger to drain the fluid. I still want to pick Ben Cole's nose.....Don't try this at home unless your nut sac drags when you walk......
(09/20/06) 9:50 PM Well it been a month since I posted any new photos. I drained the wound twice since the bite and couldn't bear to go thru it a third time.....So I went to the Hospital to get it professionally lanced.....I ordered one of those "Home Amputation Kits" just in case....Haha.....Like I tryed to lance the thing myself But my Balls were not Big enough......You Heard it here.....My Third Testicle wasn't Big enough for me to slice my own finger......I almost made it thru this

"Possible Double Het Leucistic_Sunset Monocled Cobras"

(05/11/06)
This little beauty came from Diamond Reptile Breeders in FL. I bought out Mikes' Hot collection which came with a pair of these guys.Poss Double Het Leucistic_Sunset. What a mouth full. Here are pictures of the pair.

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