(01/06/06)Lordy,Lordy Eric turns forty.......and so we decided to scare the shit out of him. "Fear Factor" style. I can't believe you ate the Bugs! Yuck! I thought my little prize of $10 would win over a few partiers to the game, but No!No!, they wouldnt have any of that and started the Rally that ended with $100 dollars in the jar and seven Contestants. Let the games begin!...1st round eat a live cricket..... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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(09/24/05)Happy Birthday Fat Butt Girl......I Love You | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
(08/28/05)What a Blast.....Can you Believe for $28.75 Greg of GHherps gave us all the Thrill of the kill....as he consumed a Deathhead Cockroach...Yummmm.... (09/20/05) Greg I appreciate the follow thru on the Rats! I look forward to future Biz....Thanks a million leggs. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 We all have the potential for various reasons....Harley, like Hannible, gets
shear pleasure form snacking on a extremity....
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 Well if it isn't Uncle Ted,making your face red,with what he said......If you
don't speak English then get the Fuck out of America! I couldn't of said it better myself.....Born
across the Atlantic sea.....Remember the Alamo........
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 Something is not right with this picture........I've noticed since about 2001
that at 4th of July Celebrations, American Flags used as decorations,.... at the tables,... were labled,
....made in China? Where is that American Pride? Am I missing something here? This makes Flag Burning
look like Easter Egg hunting.......HaHaha....
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 June 11/05 11:45PM: My Knocking on wood just got Knock out....HaHa...Emedicine your site was the most thorough.... Thanks a million for such a site. Sean P Bush's precise information was like having the best medicine could provide... while doing routine feeding I was bitten by a Mojave Type A Rattlesnake. June 12/05 12:01AM: 15 minutes later. #77 went 3 weeks from the last feeding. Was full of juice. I use a screen top to block the snakes shot while I grab a water bowl or turd. This time a deflected shot landed onto my right hand. We busted out the Extractor for Shits and Giggles. Within the next 30 minutes I started Barfing and couldn't hold anything down, I felt my bottom lip get numb and had swelling past my elbow.Sandra said my words were sluring..... I had to Pee so bad, but nothing would come out. This lasted 6 hours. This was by far the longest piss I ever took...Imagine drinking a gallon of water, my bladder was about to burst. Nothing would come out! By 6:00AM I finally got more than a dribble out, and was able to hold fluids again.I drank gallons...... Layed in Bed until 12:00 Noon. Now 24 hours after bite. June 13/05 12:01PM: Swelling is spreding into bicep.By 9:00AM I awoke to reduced over all swelling. Soreness is increasing. Its now 9:00PM almost 48 hrs after bite. Swelling is still reducing. Soreness all the way to shoulder. June 14/05 9:00AM: I can see my Knuckles and swelling is back down to local bite area. June 15/05 9:00AM: I still have no strengh and arm is sore to the touch, but I still feel like I could Stomp a Mud-Hole in Bob Sloans Ass......Shit.....My arm feels like I got shocked by 220....Whew.. June 21/05 10:00AM: I've all but recovered from the experience....MojaveMan...Hummmm...After seeing Batman last night I think there is room for Super Hero Crime Fighters.....I can clean-up the Snake World of all the Scum Buckets. I'll have all kinds of Super snake powers....but my favorite weopon is the mechanical snake replicas' I leave everywhere......Charged with 10 times a leathal dose.....If I leave a calling card you'll know....Don't put those filthy little dick beaters where they don't belong, i.e. Mailboxes,Watermeters, or any other dark cracks that could hide the presence of a Big Fat One-Eyed Spitting Cobra....Hahaha...... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 A sign of the TIME....We Bomb Saddam and turn Iraqi war casualty into a
Booming Biz....Who would of thought.....Ohmar's eye or Ali's ear is more than I can stand. It
would be a better alturnative to Pork products.....HaHa....Capitalism
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 Always got time to play the Blues. BlueBird style....Hitting High notes
with a squeeze to Harleys tail feathers.....
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 Well, well, well.....It took half my store and 1 1/2 hours of Auto
disection to free Britneys Columbian Rainbow Boa from the steering column of her moms rent car. As you can tell
from the expression on her face she was thrilled to be a part of Leg 2 the "Great Snake Escape". Leg 1 took place
earlier in the month when Britneys snake free ranged 3 weeks in the Outback of her room where things lay untouched.
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 While on his way from Amarillo,TX a turkey flew out from nowhere and smashed
into Billys' truck windsheild...to top it off it happened in Turkey,TX...I already drove him like a slave.
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(07/22/05)13:00PMMeet Earl Hilton, almost divorced!,and one happy man. He recently replaced his silver tongued "SKANK"(wifeus skank-succubus) for a Blue Tongued "SKINK" (tiligua scincoides)! And He saved 15% on his car insurance!! He and his son named their new Skink "Hermie"(short for Herman). Freedom from oppression its a wonderful thing! That's If all the Blood sucking Parasite Lawyers would find a Bag of Freddie Mercurys' Blood and feast til they drop in the Mud.... Hope she doesn't get the State Farm, and you another Lizard!..."GEICO"....HaHaha.... (07/22/05)13:30PM This is got to be one of my funniest pieces in awhile......I edit very rarely.....Hope everything goes natural......................... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Thank You Mercedeez Campbell and Lovett Ledger Intermediate School for the Plug
in your school Newspaper. It was very refreshing to know that our city youth know that
Chameleon Counters is dedicated to education of nature in all its forms.....
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 Thanks Denis and Heather we had a great time.
I hope everybody is feeling spiffy today? I'm glad no one went thru
any walls, plate glass windows or fences...HaHa...The Rapping Mosh
pit was something else....HaHa...I wish I got a picture of that
but as it turned out I got Moshed half way across the room and smashed
into a fellow guest. My camera made it thru the experience in working order.
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 You would of thought when Brian started handing out Cigars he was having a baby? Meet Evergator...a cross between a alligator and a motor....Howd you do it? Catching those fish out at the lake... |
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If you ever get the urge to wrangle some cattle, chew jerky and drink trail coffee, give 3 West Ranch
a holler. Jim and Tracie Chaney have a full service Equestrian Center. Horse riding,boarding,lessons,
and my favorite! Overnight trail rides with a campout. You think the movie City Slikers was funny, you
should see the likes of me wearing a Red New York Yankees shirt, black shorts and a pair of converse
tennis shoes and Sandra as pink as a passion fruit, my little Pink Posse, wearing Hot Pink,Trotting
all over the place. Imagining a time when a horse was a car! Or a pioneer, cutting through for the very
first time. Ahh.. nature at its finest. I'll be Looking forward to the all night Campout,
"Snake Hunt", that was one of those slip of the tongue things, on a 3000 acre Ranch. Chalupa the
Cattle Dog can drive cattle with the best of them.Will be putting together a Future Camp Out.....
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I want Aaron and
his Mother to know that I anguish when I think of the loss of life,father and Husband that the War has
brought to your family. I thank Your father for the ultimate sacrifice he gave to protect Americans from
evil that lurks the four corners of the earth. God bless your family.
(01/01/05)
The Truth finally revealed...This guy was a suicide Bomber..Holy Kamoly...What made him think he could
blow up a tank. What the Fuck...Islam is weak....imbecile
(10/01/04)
I know Our Boys are pressed for entertainment but Tank Soccer is pushing it.
I just got a CD full of Photos from the Battle against Islam. I heard that if all fails and the Oil
dries up, there are plenty of Arabs to squeeze dry too. Where are the uprights!
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